- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Knock knock Fuck off!

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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