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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

kennah campion... being nice

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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