- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young baby died.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Knock knock Fuck off!

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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