- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

bangers and mash?

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

drugs.

I Have a Black Friend

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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