Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Double-whammy

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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