- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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