Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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A man was shot. He died.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Women's rights

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no rasist joks

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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