- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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