- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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