- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

The Blonde walked into a wall.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

kieran is a homosexual

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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