- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock Fuck off!

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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