person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Anti Joke

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