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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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