- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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