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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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