Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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So a bar walks into a man...

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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alert('The Game')

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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