An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Women's professional sports

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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