Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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