- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

one stop shop

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Women's professional sports

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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