Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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