what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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