- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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