- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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