- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

A cat playing laser tag.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Get up Look in the mirror

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Gustavo Andrade

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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