- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

who is really lanky? james cornish

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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