- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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