- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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