- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

No your aunties a joke

this website is a bad joke

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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