I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Emily Walker.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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