- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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