Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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Boner

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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