why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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