- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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