- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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