Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Your mom.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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