- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Black people having a Job.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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