What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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