Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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