Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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