- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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