- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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