what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

whats white and sticky? a white stick

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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