- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

this website is a bad joke

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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