Whats the answer to life? im not sure

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

He--Hey guys

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

2 black kids walk into school

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

why dont they make black forks

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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