- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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