- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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