- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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