whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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