Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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