How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Hello

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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My spelling is horrible

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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