Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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