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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Dislike if you are a prostitute

i like turtles

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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