- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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