i found waldo.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Your Mom The End.

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Women's Rights

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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