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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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