A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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