people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Your're racist.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

If you have a stroke, call 000

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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