- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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