- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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