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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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