Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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