- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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