- Anti Joke

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner