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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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