what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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