- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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