Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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