Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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