- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

9/11

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Women deserve equal rights.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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