- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

a man was shot.... he died

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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