jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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