What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

HEY!

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

FUCK YOU

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Anti Joke

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