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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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#Getweird

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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