- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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