- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

PICKLES

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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