What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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My peni s

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Poker face

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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