Wait! hundred billions!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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