- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

VITAMIN C!

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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