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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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