- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

A penis walks into a bar..

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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