What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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