- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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