- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

batman farted so hes retarded

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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