Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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