- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do we call Osama? Osama

Indians

Knock, knock. Come in.

DEATH.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

Yo Mama just died.

A man was shot. He died.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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