A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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