Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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