- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why are white people white? I don't know

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Take part of what?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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