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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

My Nan, that is all.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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