- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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