- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What comes after 69? 70

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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