- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Dwight Howard

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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