When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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