- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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