What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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I went to work today....

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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