A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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What fires shots? A gun

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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The Morman Religion.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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