Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

kieran is a homosexual

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

there once was a chicken it was yellow

whats black? the colour

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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