Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

I have a really funny joke.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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