Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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