- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

justin beiber sucks

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

A van drives into a car.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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