- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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