- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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