- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

9/11

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

No antijoke here.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Gay rights.

an american walks out of a strip club.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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