- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

what's funny about war? nothing!

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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