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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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